You're Not Ascending to Godhood, You're Just Dehydrated
Tumblr-born catchphrase and TikTok voiceover fad mocking spiritual grandiosity—"you're not ascending to godhood, you're just dehydrated"—often paired with the reply slang "hopital."
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